FLASH: Sarah Palin Somehow Survives Being Banned from Madonna Concert She Wasn’t Remotely Interested in Attending

Bizarrely, Madonna decided to preemptively ban Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin from her concert tour. Learning that she won’t get to see a gristly grandma with an awful voice bump and grind must be have been a crushing blow for the beautiful, accomplished woman who may soon be the second most powerful person in the world.

Let us all pray that Governor Palin will emerge from this devastating setback stronger and wiser.

In a related story . . . Palin has also been banned from the Mangy Dog Scratching Olympics by the fleas.

~ by David Holland on October 7, 2008.